Welcome to the Test Guys Initiative (also known as the TGI).

The TGI has a single, solitary goal: to help mankind extend their lifespan and, in turn, increase the overall usefulness of the human race as a whole. For so long, people have only had a single lifetime to find their purpose in the universe, and those that have found it have had their life’s work cut ruthlessly short by nature, other humans, "acts of God", and a near infinite number of unfortunate circumstances.

Well, not anymore. Thanks to Robot Guy, that’s all changing.

Robot Guy is an incredibly advanced Artificial Intelligence that was designed by Astro Guy and Bat Guy. This AI is housed in a humanoid form that's comprised of a synthetic neural network that allows him to learn and even reason; this leads to increasingly advanced experiments as time goes on. His sole purpose is to run as many experiments as possible, finding all the different way that humans can perish, so that genetic modification for future generations can begin and death can be no more than an afterthought.

It would be unethical, of course, to perform these tests on actual people. Robot Guy, thanks to the vast amounts of money that Bat Guy has access to for some reason, has developed a “cloning” machine and performs his tests on artificially created specimens.

Something isn’t right, though. Experimenting on living beings, even if they're artificially created seems... incorrect? No... that isn't quite it.

It... feels incorrect. It feels... wrong.